The below are direct quotes from a festive Gall/Egolf/Karpick family get-together...Aunt Beeba - "Why did he get so old?" Steve - "Because he didn't die when he was twenty."
"Why is everyone looking at me?" - Me, right before getting whip cream sprayed all over my face.
"Lola, come here!" - My dad after getting sprayed with whip cream when he fell asleep on the floor, but he didn't feel like getting up to wipe it off so he figured the dog could just lick it off his face. Luckily, the dog was asleep too and didn't catch on.
"You know, the elderly are the fastest growing population infected with sexually transmitted diseases." - Christine
"Okay, I have to go out and buy one of these now." - Grandma Dottie after trying, and failing, to figure out what Uncle Dick's iTouch is and how it works.
"He told me he didn't love her anymore and I sad 'Get over it!'" - Aunt Beeba describing her eldest son's divorce.
"You've been coasting for the last 40 years of your life!" - Cathy to her brother Pat
Cathy - "Do you talk to your dad before and after sex?"
Me, after the above quote: "Ok, this is officially the weirdest Thanksgiving ever!"
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